I like my beer warm and my pants off.
I am Kyle.
I am a Philosophy/History double major.

nbcnews:

Mall adds ‘fast lane’ after girl, 10, complains about slow shoppers
(Photo: Meadowhall, Yorkshire)
Thanks to the suggestion of a 10-year-old girl who is tired of being stuck behind slow walkers, a British mall has added a “fast lane” painted on its floor. 
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nbcnews:

Mall adds ‘fast lane’ after girl, 10, complains about slow shoppers

(Photo: Meadowhall, Yorkshire)

Thanks to the suggestion of a 10-year-old girl who is tired of being stuck behind slow walkers, a British mall has added a “fast lane” painted on its floor. 

Continue reading

HAHAHAHHA YES

religiousdad:

i’m having an out of body experience 

"Johnson Johnson is my name. Brooklyn is my station. Heaven is my resting place. God is my salvation."

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callumbal:

Spike & Julia - Cowboy Bebop

A little philosophy inclines a man’s mind to atheism, but depth in philosophy brings mens’ minds to religion

—Francis Bacon

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